25 ways English native speakers define fluency in a foreign language

Here is a list of ways to tell if you are fluent in your foreign language. Actually, I just made this up for fun.

1. I can speak more in your language than you can speak in mine.
2. I can answer 20 questions about myself that are always asked of me whenever I meet a new person on Skype, and I always get complimented on how well I speak.
3. I don't need a translator to get around the country.
4. My friends always understand everything I say.
5. I can talk around words that I don't know yet.
6. I have completed Pimsleur III.
7. I majored in the language at my university.
8. I used to live in a country where the language is spoken.
9. I sometimes get asked to interpret for customers who don't speak English.
10. I can hold a conversation entirely in the language.
11. I stopped buying language textbooks/courses a long time ago.
12. I'm better than all the other students in my language class.
13. I got a job because I speak the language.
14. Whenever I need to look up a word, I always use a monolingual dictionary.
15. People mistake me for a native when I answer the phone.
16. I can read a novel in the language with only the occasional use of a dictionary.
17. People no longer switch to English when they talk to me.
18. I have 2 friends from the country and they both agree I'm pretty good at their language.
19. I am good enough to communicate my ideas on foreign TV shows. 
20. I can read newspapers and books with ease and understand conversations or watch TV.
21. I have studied thousands of words and can conjugate any verb.
22. I had a 2-hour conversation in the language with someone who couldn't speak any English.
23. My tutor told me I was fluent, so I guess I am.
24. I could survive in a country where the language is spoken if I had to.
25. My psychic said I would be fluent by this time, and she should know.